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Happy New Year 2016 to all of you. As you know that New Year is not so far now and come to take place this year on 1st January as like each year. Every one is busy to wish Happy New year to one another. Sending Jokes is one of the best idea.

Happy New Year countdown has been begin Begin. So here we are sharing the best happy New Year Jokes for you. This is the time to say  goodbye to old year and wish Happy new year 2016, send happy new year sms / text messages, new year greetings & quotes to your friends, family and loved ones.new year sms 2016, happy new year sms 2016, funny new year sms, happy new year sms 140 character

New Year Jokes - Happy New Year 2016


once there was a big city
Where a man lived who was very sad
And did not celebrate new year even
Once he met to his vice verse person
And see life’s beauty
He start living

new year mean a new day
A new decade
With old habits and fellow

Funny New Year 2016 SMS Jokes in English for sister in law


Christmas is Near,

And Its Coming,

Be Merry!
Be Happy!
Have a Wonderful Christmas
&
New Year in Advance.

Free Online Funny New Year Jokes 2016

a cat’s resolution
Option A: to loose weight
Option B:to buy a bigger
Basket



Father to a boy: I don’t want to see
My daughter with a donkey for all life
Boy: that’s why I want to get marry with her this year
for next new year’s celebrations

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Don't wrestle with Jesse Ventura.
Don't bet against the Minnesota Vikings.

Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.

Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.
Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
Break at least one traffic law.

Happy New Year 2016 sms Jokes advance in Hindi 



Ja Raha hai Ye Saal bhi Yadon ka Nazrana de ker,,

Agar ho gai ho Mujh se koi Khata to Muaf ker dena..!

Happy New Year 2016
7 Bole to

7 Me Rehna

7 Me Jina

7 Me Merna

7 Me Rona

7 Me Hansna

7 Milker Chalna

Ye hi hai Hamara 7,

Bas Aap Dena 7,

Is Liye

7 Hafty Pehly,
,

Happy New Year 2016

Jaldi se Frwd ker do

7 Bandon ko

Is se Pehly k Purana Ho Jaye..:-)
,

I Hope I'm the First One to

Wish Happy New Year

In Advance...:-)

Happy new year 2015 Funny Jokes wishes

What’s Τhe most most Εmbarrassing moment in Α person’s life? 
When Νοbody likes yοur
 .

Face-book status. Ηappy Νew Υear.


Happy New 2016 Funniest sms Jokes  for brother in law


Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du…
Par
?
Kiske pass chhodu..
Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere..
New year ke pehle hi pee jayenge

I am sorry mujhe bhul jana plz,
Main 1 din k bad aapko hamesha k liye chhor kar jaa raha hoon.
Apka Apnaa..2014
I hope I am the first to wish you

Happy New Year.

Here We have shared the best collection from our end of Happy new Year 2016 Jokes sms. Hope you like this article and will share the best to each other.

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